Guaca-Swole Tee — Tri-Blend Funny Avocado Fitness T-Shirt
Guaca-Swole Tee — Tri-Blend Funny Avocado Fitness T-Shirt
The toughest fruit in the gym.
Look — most days you're disciplined. You hit the workout, you tracked the macros, you said no to the second beer.
But sometimes you need a shirt that says "I take this seriously" AND "I also know it's a little ridiculous." The Guaca-Swole tee is for those days.
Strong enough to crush leg day. Soft enough to admit you're going to crush a basket of chips after. The avocado contains the contradiction every gym person eventually accepts: lift heavy, eat real food, don't take yourself so seriously you forget why you started training in the first place.
Warriors need humor too. Especially the ones who've decided to take their training seriously enough to need a release valve.
The details:
- Tri-blend fabric — soft, breathable, built for daily wear
- Gritty distressed flexing avocado graphic
- Unisex fit — runs true to size
- Available in Heather White and Premium Heather
- Printed on demand by our US-based print partners
Worn by the rising. (And the snacking.)
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Before You Buy
Shipping & Returns
Every piece is made to order, then shipped from our US-based fulfillment partner.
Processing: 2-5 business days after order
US shipping: 5-12 business days after processing
International shipping: 10-21 business days
Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number.
Returns: Because every piece is custom printed, we only accept returns or refunds for items that arrive defective, damaged, or misprinted. Contact us within 7 days of receiving your order with photos of the issue, and we'll make it right. No restocking fee, free return shipping.
We don't accept returns for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind — please check the size guide before ordering.
Questions: support@ascensumwear.com
Sizing & Fit
Our apparel is unisex and runs true to size for most builds.
Fit notes:
→ If you prefer a relaxed fit, order one size up
→ Most pieces have a slight stretch and soften with wear
→ Specific measurements vary by garment
Check the product description for size details specific to this piece. If you're between sizes or unsure, email support@ascensumwear.com before ordering — we'd rather help you get it right the first time than process a return.