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Half Goddess, Half Gremlin — Women's Empowerment Crewneck | Ascensum Wear

Half Goddess, Half Gremlin — Women's Empowerment Crewneck | Ascensum Wear

$28.99 USD
$28.99 USD
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Because you contain multitudes, and some of them are chaotic.

This design knows the truth: you're not one thing. You're capable of grace and mischief in the same breath. Half goddess, half gremlin—that's not a contradiction. That's complexity. That's realness.

It's for women who refuse to be polished into a single personality. The ones who are strong and silly, composed and unhinged, calculated and spontaneous. You don't apologize for the full range of who you are.

Wear this if you've ever been told to pick a lane and decided all the lanes sounded boring. If you contain contradictions and you're completely fine with that.

The details:

  • Unisex classic jersey fit, true-to-size
  • Gold foil front chest seal with full back print design
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, preshrunk
  • Printed on demand by our US-based print partners

Worn by the rising.

Size guide (garment, inches):

  • XS — length 27, width 16
  • S — length 28, width 18
  • M — length 29, width 20
  • L — length 30, width 22
  • XL — length 31, width 24
  • 2XL — length 32, width 26
  • 3XL — length 33, width 28
  • 4XL — length 34, width 30
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Before You Buy

Shipping & Returns

Every piece is made to order, then shipped from our US-based fulfillment partner.

Processing: 2-5 business days after order
US shipping: 5-12 business days after processing
International shipping: 10-21 business days

Once your order ships, you'll receive an email with a tracking number.

Returns: Because every piece is custom printed, we only accept returns or refunds for items that arrive defective, damaged, or misprinted. Contact us within 7 days of receiving your order with photos of the issue, and we'll make it right. No restocking fee, free return shipping.

We don't accept returns for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind — please check the size guide before ordering.

Questions: support@ascensumwear.com

Sizing & Fit

Our apparel is unisex and runs true to size for most builds.

Fit notes:
→ If you prefer a relaxed fit, order one size up
→ Most pieces have a slight stretch and soften with wear
→ Specific measurements vary by garment

Check the product description for size details specific to this piece. If you're between sizes or unsure, email support@ascensumwear.com before ordering — we'd rather help you get it right the first time than process a return.